Jenyobbam is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, deceitful toad.

Jenyobbam created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenyobbam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jenyobbam, he will not care.

Jenyobbam's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Jenyobbam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never feed carrots to capybaras while wearing mauve ear rings.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.