Wik is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, caring gnu.

Wik created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wik, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wik, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wik's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Wik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. You must pray to Wik four times a day.

5. Wik must be the most important thing in your life.