Wik is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, kind rhinoceros.

Wik created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wik, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wik, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Wik's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Wik's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never run near mice.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Always help sick badgers.

5. Never paint your neck red.