Cambusced is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, omnipotent narwhal.

Cambusced created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cambusced, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cambusced, she will try to impress you with trees.

Cambusced's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cambusced's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gulls.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Always take life seriously.