Vogfotjen is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, witty jellyfish.

Vogfotjen created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogfotjen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vogfotjen, it will strike you with lightening.

Vogfotjen's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vogfotjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Fast once a month.