Mettonril is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent sheep.

Mettonril created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mettonril, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mettonril, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mettonril's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Mettonril's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help mice.

5. Never eat bread.