Sitmobgab Fotcamnill Hingodsom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered goose.

Sitmobgab Fotcamnill Hingodsom created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Sitmobgab Fotcamnill Hingodsom, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sitmobgab Fotcamnill Hingodsom, she will turn you into a slug.

Sitmobgab Fotcamnill Hingodsom's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Sitmobgab Fotcamnill Hingodsom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine horses approach from the south.

2. Goats are not to be trusted.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Never talk about otters.