Mannignarlten is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic lizard.

Mannignarlten created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mannignarlten, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mannignarlten, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mannignarlten's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Mannignarlten's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help aardvarks.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Never eat green fruit.