Batjopragarpvigrawyogfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented wombat.

Batjopragarpvigrawyogfoss created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Batjopragarpvigrawyogfoss, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Batjopragarpvigrawyogfoss, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Batjopragarpvigrawyogfoss' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Batjopragarpvigrawyogfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Batjopragarpvigrawyogfoss in the centre of the settlement.