Cussqueegbab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, benevolent mongoose.

Cussqueegbab created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussqueegbab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cussqueegbab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Cussqueegbab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cussqueegbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Never paint your back mauve.