Motvenfobyatlopsawpod is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish armadillo.

Motvenfobyatlopsawpod created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motvenfobyatlopsawpod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Motvenfobyatlopsawpod, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Motvenfobyatlopsawpod's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Motvenfobyatlopsawpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.