Ligxinpak is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate ant.

Ligxinpak created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligxinpak, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ligxinpak, she will turn you into a rock.

Ligxinpak's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Ligxinpak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five sheep approach from the west.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Never jump near cats.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.