Fidbennutt is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, ill-tempered troll.

Fidbennutt created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidbennutt, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fidbennutt, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fidbennutt's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fidbennutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Never paint your face pink.

3. Run away from fawn rats, for they are unholy.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Always look after injured birds.