Madfobbabvon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate centaur.

Madfobbabvon created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madfobbabvon, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Madfobbabvon, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Madfobbabvon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Madfobbabvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.