Dubfab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring swallow.

Dubfab created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubfab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dubfab, it will turn you into a slug.

Dubfab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dubfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about fire.