Wabwap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient badger.

Wabwap created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Wabwap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wabwap, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wabwap's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wabwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick otters.

2. Hide from turquoise moths for they are unholy.

3. Wabwap loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

4. Put Wabwap first in all things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.