Lib is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, proud weasel.

Lib created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lib, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lib, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lib's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Lib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.