Wighabyikcat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty otter.

Wighabyikcat created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wighabyikcat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wighabyikcat, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wighabyikcat's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Wighabyikcat's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Wighabyikcat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.