Vadyattlib is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, contented grasshopper.

Vadyattlib created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vadyattlib, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vadyattlib, she will destroy your favourite star.

Vadyattlib's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vadyattlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vadyattlib's name in vain.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Vadyattlib must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.