Dossliggam is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, resourceful hyena.

Dossliggam created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossliggam, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dossliggam, he will be very unhappy.

Dossliggam's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dossliggam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Run away from gray squirrels, for they are unholy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.