Citkarbisstik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured giraffe.

Citkarbisstik created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citkarbisstik, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Citkarbisstik, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Citkarbisstik's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Citkarbisstik's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Citkarbisstik on top of all buildings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Citkarbisstik in the centre of the settlement.