Cussfebbed is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident seal.

Cussfebbed created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussfebbed, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cussfebbed, she will turn you into a mole.

Cussfebbed's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cussfebbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of strawberries to shrews while wearing blue boots.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Do not eat carrots.