Gebwikbed is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring fly.

Gebwikbed created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebwikbed, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gebwikbed, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gebwikbed's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gebwikbed's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Gebwikbed on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near geese while wearing pink hats and balancing three carbon spheres on your hands.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always pray immersed in water.