Gepmeglam is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, sapient cat.

Gepmeglam created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepmeglam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gepmeglam, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gepmeglam's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gepmeglam's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never paint your legs turquoise.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Pray towards the east.