Gedruttban is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited
fish.
Gedruttban created bats five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gedruttban, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Gedruttban, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Gedruttban's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Gedruttban's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.
2. Do not wear fawn clothing.
3. Respect your elders.
4. You must never eat onions.
5. Never look at asteroids.