Pidponflam is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, clever dryad.

Pidponflam created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Pidponflam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pidponflam, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pidponflam's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Pidponflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention moths.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never skip near rats.