Ligjopnill is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-knowing squid.

Ligjopnill created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Ligjopnill, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ligjopnill, it will turn you into a puffin.

Ligjopnill's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Ligjopnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat gulls with great respect.

2. Never feed lots of peas to snails while wearing brown shirts.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never look at nebulae.