Hugontdussjam is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, conceited swan.

Hugontdussjam created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugontdussjam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hugontdussjam, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hugontdussjam's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Hugontdussjam's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Hugontdussjam loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never hurt dogs.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.