Wigsoggepraksterhapmut is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful hippopotamus.

Wigsoggepraksterhapmut created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Wigsoggepraksterhapmut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wigsoggepraksterhapmut, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wigsoggepraksterhapmut's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Wigsoggepraksterhapmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near pigs while wearing fawn dresses.

2. Never think ill of sick great tits.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Respect your elders.