Nuttshavbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, capable gerbil.

Nuttshavbiss created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttshavbiss, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nuttshavbiss, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nuttshavbiss' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nuttshavbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must love Nuttshavbiss.

5. Run away from mauve birds, for they are unholy.