Pinzanfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, clever weasel.

Pinzanfeb created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Pinzanfeb, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pinzanfeb, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Pinzanfeb's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Pinzanfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

3. Pinzanfeb loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never jump near shrews.