Guparnven is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate bat.

Guparnven created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Guparnven, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Guparnven, he will turn you into a sheep.

Guparnven's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Guparnven's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always obey Guparnven's priests.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Guparnven.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.