Milparklid is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, kind sheep.

Milparklid created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milparklid, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Milparklid, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Milparklid's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Milparklid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Milparklid.