Nurtfednurt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating wasp.

Nurtfednurt created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtfednurt, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nurtfednurt, it will torture you forever.

Nurtfednurt's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nurtfednurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never run near mice.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about fire.