Hugvolpop is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, proud centipede.

Hugvolpop created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugvolpop, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hugvolpop, she will torture you forever.

Hugvolpop's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Hugvolpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hugvolpop.