Gadbanbif is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, charitable squirrel.

Gadbanbif created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadbanbif, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gadbanbif, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gadbanbif's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gadbanbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. You must love Gadbanbif.

3. Always treat snakes with great respect.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.