Tifveenrotboss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing warg.

Tifveenrotboss created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tifveenrotboss, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tifveenrotboss, it will have a low opinion of you.

Tifveenrotboss' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tifveenrotboss' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Pray towards the west.