Wotcabsis is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, flying tapir.

Wotcabsis created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wotcabsis, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wotcabsis, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Wotcabsis' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Wotcabsis' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never sprint in the presence of horses.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.