Flagjadrak is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet hamster.

Flagjadrak created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagjadrak, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flagjadrak, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Flagjadrak's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Flagjadrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never think ill of sick ducks.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Flagjadrak in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink alcohol.