Kopvigdib is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair walrus.

Kopvigdib created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopvigdib, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kopvigdib, it will come to you in dreams.

Kopvigdib's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kopvigdib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Kopvigdib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near foxes while wearing cyan stockings and balancing seven zinc spheres on your hands.

3. Always look after injured mice.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. You must never eat limes.