Xenominbus is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, able unicorn.

Xenominbus created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenominbus, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xenominbus, she will turn you into a plant.

Xenominbus' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Xenominbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to sheep while wearing ear rings.

2. Feed all hungry tortoises.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never feed garlic to grasshopers while wearing white trousers.