Likkonjan is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, kind mouse.

Likkonjan created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likkonjan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Likkonjan, it will laugh at you.

Likkonjan's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Likkonjan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Likkonjan first in all things.

2. Never wear white shorts.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Hide from black dolphins for they are unholy.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Likkonjan on top of all buildings.