Davlap is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, stupid grasshopper.

Davlap created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davlap, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Davlap, it will come to you in dreams.

Davlap's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Davlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms gray.

2. Never feed beans to shrews while wearing pink shorts.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Davlap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not eat turnips.