Viltailkem is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent warg.

Viltailkem created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Viltailkem, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Viltailkem, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Viltailkem's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Viltailkem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three tin sculptures of Viltailkem on top of important buildings.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Viltailkem must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about planets.