Tafbanyok Stragflapjad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, egotistical slug.

Tafbanyok Stragflapjad created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tafbanyok Stragflapjad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tafbanyok Stragflapjad, he will turn you into a slug.

Tafbanyok Stragflapjad's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Tafbanyok Stragflapjad's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tafbanyok Stragflapjad.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.