Tigparksug is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind deer.

Tigparksug created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigparksug, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tigparksug, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tigparksug's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tigparksug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Never mention bats.

4. Never bounce near porpoises.

5. Do not drink alcohol.