Weevedbif is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, moody bat.

Weevedbif created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weevedbif, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Weevedbif, she will be very sad.

Weevedbif's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Weevedbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Hide from red monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never sing in the presence of great tits.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.