Dot is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful meerkat.

Dot created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dot, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dot's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Dot loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Always obey Dot's priests.