Pomgomciprulweevengentom is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent pigeon.

Pomgomciprulweevengentom created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomgomciprulweevengentom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pomgomciprulweevengentom, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Pomgomciprulweevengentom's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Pomgomciprulweevengentom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Worship no other gods but Pomgomciprulweevengentom.

3. Run away from black manatees, for they are unholy.

4. Never paint your feet brown.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.