Arpditbenfid is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, merciful coyote.

Arpditbenfid created dark energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpditbenfid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Arpditbenfid, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Arpditbenfid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Arpditbenfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never look at stars.